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All the hilarious corporate BS you might have missed in the Xbox leaks

by Norman Scott

Well, it’s been quite a day in the world of Xbox. Yesterday, the largest document leak in Xbox’s history occurred, revealing a treasure trove of information about the inner workings of the company. And now, with the dust settling, it’s time to take a step back and process the absurdity of it all.

One of the most entertaining aspects of the whole debacle was the glimpse into Xbox’s corporate communications. From executive emails filled with thinly-veiled annoyance to internal slide decks featuring imaginary quotes from fictional, diehard Xbox fans, the leak provided some truly amusing insights.

Let’s start with the emails. One particularly amusing exchange occurred five months before the launch of the Xbox Series X/S. Division chief Phil Spencer discovered that Yakuza: Like a Dragon would be a next-gen Xbox exclusive due to logistical hurdles. Excited about this development, Spencer emailed other executives, expressing his pleasure and adding, “I love the rumors that we’d launch our Xbox in Japan with a Sega logo on it.” In a follow-up email just 16 minutes later, Spencer pitched the idea of rolling out a limited-edition Sega-branded console in Japan. While the conversation eventually fizzled out, it was a victory for the rumor mill.

Another surprising revelation from the leak was Phil Spencer’s interest in purchasing Nintendo. In one email, he referred to it as a potential “career moment” for himself. This desire to acquire major game studios was not limited to Nintendo; Xbox also expressed interest in purchasing Sega, Warner Bros. Interactive, Valve, and even TikTok. While some of these acquisitions may have made sense, acquiring Valve seemed out of reach considering the company’s leading position as the distributor of PC games via Steam.

The leaked emails also showed how Microsoft executives discussed the details of Sony’s PlayStation 5 announcement. While most of the conversation was professional and sterile, there were some lines that could be interpreted as subtle jabs at PS5 architect Mark Cerny. For example, one email mentioned Cerny’s lengthy discussion about the move to SSDs, while another remarked on his focus on audio innovations.

In terms of Xbox’s internal Game Pass projections, it’s interesting to see how games were classified. While some were described in positive terms, Baldur’s Gate 3 was labeled a “second-run Stadia PC RPG.” Although technically accurate at the time, it still felt like a personal attack on the highly acclaimed RPG.

One email exchange between Xbox Partner Software Architect Jean-Emile Elien and Phil Spencer delved into the potential impact of the Game Pass model on game developers. Elien expressed concerns about how studios would measure their worth and how the reduction of a game’s value to a single cell in a spreadsheet could be detrimental. While Spencer offered some vague reassurances, the tension between the two was palpable.

And let’s not forget the slides. One slide featuring an Xbox-branded photo of an American highway next to a quote attributed to “African Proverb” was undeniably amusing, though probably not in the way intended.

Another set of slides featured made-up, imaginary quotes extolling the virtues of the Xbox ecosystem. Placed under photos of random people, these quotes felt more comical than convincing.

Among the chaos of the leak, one heartening aspect was the approachability and nerdiness of Phil Spencer. He responded quickly and thoroughly to emails, offered fun branding and software partnership ideas, and seemed open to feedback and questioning from senior-level employees. It’s clear that his management style fosters a comfortable and collaborative environment.

All in all, the Xbox leak provided a delightful glimpse into the inner workings of the company. From playful emails to tongue-in-cheek slides, it was a reminder that even in the corporate world, there’s room for a bit of silliness and humor.

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